[Verse 1]
Hey China baby, you played too rough,
You slapped 34 on us — now that ain’t love.
I gave you ‘til Tuesday to say you’re sorry,
But guess what, sweetie? That ship sailed early.
[Pre-Chorus]
Don’t cry on the trading floor,
It’s just diplomacy — but hardcore.
We talk to some countries, not all —
Guess which empire won’t get a call?
[Chorus – dancefloor explosion]
We’re in a tariff fever,
turn it up some more,
50 on 34, now we’re at 104.
Don’t need no trade talks,we just do the math —
Take your exports, baby, feel my wrath.
We got that tariff fever, shaking every port,
Sinking markets like it’s a contact sport.
Raise it high, spin that tax roulette —
If you retaliate, I’ll double the bet.
[Verse 2]
The EU’s next — oh, don’t look shocked,
Ten percent for friendship, consider it docked.
We’re spreading love like a steel-toed boot,
Global harmony in a tailored suit.
[Pre-Chorus]
Every deficit’s a dagger to my pride,
So I fix it with some duties on the side.
Who needs allies when you’ve got the vibe?
Just me, my posts, and my 4D tribe.
[Chorus – harder, sassier]
Yeah, it’s tariff fever, truth posted loud,
Dancing through the trade war, feeling proud.
Markets crash? That’s just the sound
Of greatness echoing around.
104%, baby, that’s how we roll,
Every import taxed like rock’n’roll.
So grab your goods and say goodbye,
We’re sanctioning the world tonight.
[Bridge – spoken word over synth solo, ultra sarcastic]
This isn’t a tantrum — it’s strategic performance art.
We’re liberating your exports… from your control.
And hey, if your economy collapses?
That just means… I’m winning harder.
[Final Chorus – glitter confetti breakdown]
We’ve got tariff fever, rising with the moon,
Trade talks canceled, no reply soon.
So let’s all dance to the price of bread,
And spin these sanctions till we’re dead.
104%, baby — that’s the deal,
When feelings are facts and pain is real.
We’re making history, one post at a time —
Now hit that beat and tax the rhyme.
